Dubai Diaries : Embarrasing Moments

Living in a new place doesnt just gives you the opportunity to learn new things, it also lets you meet new acquaintances and lets you experience new sources of one time and some usual embarrassments as well. What the hell am i talking about? lets name a few:

1. Unwanted Drip.One time i was strolling down Sharjah's bargain strip, i felt some wet substance on my head. Fuck! Of all the things that could fell from the sky, this that came to me was the most disgusting of all. The municipality of Sharjah is not only a haven for Indians but for domestic pigeons as well. So if ever you come to this place, always be watchful of the wings that fly above your head. Cause you never know, you might just be the next recipient when this creatures unleash their pooh-pooh as showers from hell!

2. Boiling Point.Who would have thought that i'll ever get boil right here in Dubai and right down near my most private parts. I should have expected the unexpected, maybe it would have felt less painful and irritating. I never had contracted boil in my life, just when i thought i'l never have, it happened. I didn't know what to do. I was struggling for medications. The swell was too big to ignore, the pain too, was unbearable at times. I couldn't make a decent sit. Whatever triggered that boil to bond with me, i don't wanna know. Thank God it's over. The eye no longer sees the misery it entails.

3. Foul Odor Play. Just as we Filipinos take good care of our hygiene religiously, our ethnic counterparts from India and Pakistan here in Dubai seem to have an opposite belief as far as grooming and personal hygiene are concerned. If for us Filipinos, smelling bad and looking untidy are huge turn-offs, for them these are assets and something that make their girls go crazy about. So don't get too unfamiliar if one time you take a bus and you sit besides an Indian or Pakistani. Take your hanky out, cover your nose or better yet, find a seat somewhere else. The scent they emit are foul and horrible. You wouldn't want that impression to last.

4. Sweat Dreams. Isn't it embarrassing when you wake up in the middle of the night just to find out that you wetted yout pants with something other than your pee. Well, its a guy thing and not all women would understand. Normally it happens when s guy doesn't unleash for quite sometime either because he is far from his partner or he opt not to self satisfy. It's a natural phenomenon, a body's way of removing excess baggage.