100 Mostly Useless Questions About Me

1. Are you an innie or an outie?
When i’m in the province, I am contained
When I’m in manila, I explore the wilderness

2. Have you ever written a song?
Just in my mind

3. Can you make change for a 100 peso bill right now?
I can’t. I’m in Dubai right now.

4. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet?
Yes accidentally, glad no one’s inside.

5. Have you ever written a poem?
Yes, see it in my previous blog entries

6. Do you like catsup on or beside your fries?
On. Then shake it.

7. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout?
Nope. Waste of time.

8. Have you ever written a book?
Maybe someday.

9. Have you ever broken a mirror?
Nope, we don’t have a mirror. Lol

10. Are you superstitious?
Nope. I’m the least likely to believe in superstitions.

11. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Someone who’s always late.

12. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone?
Nope. No bottoms up.

13. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk?
I don’t drink milk.

14. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper?
I hate burgers.

15. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?
Nope. Always bathe in the house.

16. Would you ever parachute out of a plane?
Why not? I am a man of air.

17. What's the most daring thing you've done?
Pose nude on the internet.

18. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic?
Whatever.

19. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza.
False.

20. Did you have a baby blanket?
I don’t remember.

21. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair?
Yup, only the bangs.

22. How did that turn out?
Hideous. Parang bunot!

23. Have you ever sleepwalked?
Nope.

24. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds?
Nope. Wala kaming pera.

25. Can you flip your eye-lids up?
Yes.

26. Are you double jointed?
How’s that?

27. If you could be any age, what age would you be?
18. So that I could go back in college and make up for all my misses.

28. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair?
I am short haired. Nope.

29. Do you ride roller coasters?
Yes, especially the 360 degrees loop.

30. What's your favorite carnival ride?
Octopus! Gives me headache!

31. What is your dream car?
CR-V.

32. What is your favorite cartoon of all time?
Astroboy

33. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?
Nope.

34. If so, would you eat another one?
Nope.

35. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first?
Open the door and try to get out.

36. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Nope.

37. Can you pick something up with your toes?
Of course.

38. How many remote controls do you have in your house?
Three.

39. Have you ever fallen asleep in school?
Nope. I was always wide awake.

40. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year?
Three.

41. How many foreign countries have you visited?
One.

42. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were

somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal?
Nope.

43. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy?
Rich and unhappy. I have always been unhappy.

44. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float?
Float.

45. Do you ask for directions when you are lost?
Yes.

46. Have you ever held a Mexican jumping bean?
Nope.

47. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland?
None of the above.

48. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points?
Box of crayons.

49. Do you prefer light or dark bread?
Whatever.

50. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs?
Sunny side up.

51. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas?
Nope.
52. Do you talk in your sleep?
They say.
53. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn?
There’s no snow in the Philippines, we don’t have a lawn either.

54. Have you ever played in the rain?
Frequent when I was younger.


55. Did you make mud pies?
Nope.

56. Have you ever broken a bone?
Nope.

57. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten?
Wish nia lang.

58. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
I hate them both.

59. Do you drink pepsi or coke?
Coke.

60. What's your favorite number?
Five

61. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car?
SUV.

62. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel?
I am not interested in not paired pair of slippers!

63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub?
How I wish!

64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap?
Regular soap.

65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house?
Someone always stays in our house.

66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices?
As a singing cowboy.

67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be?
Angel Locsin.

68. Do you need corrective lenses?
Nope.

69. Would you hang out with / date someone your best friend didn't like?
No problem.

70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like?
No problem.

71. Have you ever returned a gift?
Nope.

72. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you?
Done that.

73. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be?
Athletics

74. If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be?
Bowling

75. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Two active.

76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her?
Jokingly yes.

77. Do you sing in the car?
Yes.

78. What is your favorite breed of dog?
I have phobia with dogs.

79. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter?
I don’t care.

80. What is your favorite fruit?
Pineapple.

81. What is your least favorite fruit?
Guyabano

82. What kind of fruit have you never had?

None that i could think of.

83. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick?
Guess.

84. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most?
I’m not brand conscious.

85. Are/were you a good student?
Best.

86. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat?
None.

87. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in?
That’s a horrible dilemma.

88. What do you think is your best feature?
My eyes.

89. If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for?
Pop.

90. If you were to win an Oscar, what kind of movie would it be for?
Biopic drama.


91. What is your favorite season?
Summer.

92. How many members do you have in your immediate family?
8 including me.

93. Which of the five senses is most important to you?
Sight.

94. Would you be a more successful painter or singer?
Painter.

95. How many years will/did you end up going to college?
Im not good in math

96. Have you ever had surgery?
Later.lol

97. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player?
Figure skater.

98. What do you like to collect?
None tangible. Experience maybe.

99. How many collectibles do you have?
A lot.

100. What one question would you add to this survey?

Am I still a virgin?